STUPIDITY AT ITS MAXIMUM.
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Posts tagged hilarious.
BOYS WILL BE GIRLS - HARVARD SAILING TEAM.
“We’re besties with testies. Don’t you test these besties.” F*cking hilarious.
ZAC EFRON & TAYLOR SWIFT: DANCE DARE.
Just get married already.
SHIT SINGLE GIRLS SAY
I f*cking peed in my pants after watching this.
Salvia is like a legal weed that grows on the side of the freeway. When I saw Miley Cyrus I said “How does she find that, and not Mexicans?” We’re ALWAYS on the side of the freeway! That’s all we do! We picnic on the side of the freeway!
DATE NIGHT 
Steve Carell. Priceless.
Edward: (thoughts = dessert) Hi.
Bella: You’re a vampire!
Edward: CORRECTION! I prefer the word ‘VEGETARIAN’. Let’s go play baseball.
James: I wanna eat Bella!
Laurent: (Hehe, they made me black.)
Bella: Ahh, I’m becoming a vampire!
Edward: Don’t worry I’ll fu- er suck you!
Jake: Hi! I’m a werewolf!
Other vampire: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: NOOOOOOOO! <goes to pizza land> Come home, Edward!
Edward: Sure ;)
Victoria: I’mma kill you, asshole!
<Vampires + Werewolves vs. Newborn Vampires>
Bella: We win! Yeah!
Edward: Let’s get married!
<married + f*cking>
Bella: Thats it, I’m a prego.
Edward: Let’s kill it!
Bella: It’s out. I’ll name it “The Lochness Monster!”
Edward: I’ll call it Nessie!
Cool vampires: She needa die, bro!
Cool vampires: Ok bye!
Bella: Yeah! Happy Ending for everyone!
Jake: I wanna f*ck your kid.