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STUPIDITY AT ITS MAXIMUM.An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

STUPIDITY AT ITS MAXIMUM.
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

#xray #stupid #hilarious #dumb #what the fuck #buzz lightyear #anus

1 year ago on April 28, 2012 at 10:35pm

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BOYS WILL BE GIRLS - HARVARD SAILING TEAM.
“We’re besties with testies. Don’t you test these besties.” F*cking hilarious.

#boys #girls #hilarious #harvard sailing team #comedy #sketch #entertainment #funny #hilarious #youtube

1 year ago on March 31, 2012 at 08:00am

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ZAC EFRON & TAYLOR SWIFT: DANCE DARE.
Just get married already.

#zac efron #taylor swift #the lorax #premiere #dance #ellen #dare #hilarious

1 year ago on February 23, 2012 at 06:43pm

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SHIT SINGLE GIRLS SAY
I f*cking peed in my pants after watching this.

#single #girls #youtube #video #hilarious #funny #lol

1 year ago on February 14, 2012 at 04:00am

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Salvia is like a legal weed that grows on the side of the freeway. When I saw Miley Cyrus I said “How does she find that, and not Mexicans?” We’re ALWAYS on the side of the freeway! That’s all we do! We picnic on the side of the freeway!

George Lopez

#george lopez #quote #salvia #miley cyrus #bong #weed #marijuana #drug #hilarious #truth

1 year ago on February 13, 2012 at 10:20pm

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SHIT ASIAN MOMS SAY.
This is f*cking hilarious.

#youtube #asian #moms #hilarious #comedy #funny #video

1 year ago on January 28, 2012 at 03:21pm

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DATE NIGHT [2010]

Steve Carell. Priceless.

#date night #movie #film #james franco #mila kunis #steve carell #tina fey #actress #actor #lol #haha #priceless #hilarious #funny #lmao #rofl #swearing #cursing #comedy

2 years ago on September 22, 2010 at 07:36pm

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JACOB BLACK + FAT = MINUS HOTNESS.

#jacob black #twilight #werewolf #taylor lautner #actor #saggy #fat #boobs #haha #lol #hilarious #funny #lmao #rofl #fail #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #stephenie meyer

2 years ago on July 19, 2010 at 05:31pm

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ALL THE TWILIGHT BOOKS IN ONE POST.

Book 1.

Edward: (thoughts = dessert) Hi.
Bella: You’re a vampire!
Edward: CORRECTION! I prefer the word ‘VEGETARIAN’. Let’s go play baseball.
James: I wanna eat Bella!
Laurent: (Hehe, they made me black.)
Edward: Mine!
<Chase scene!>
James: Bite!
Bella: Ahh, I’m becoming a vampire!
Edward: Don’t worry I’ll fu- er suck you!
End.

Book 2.

Edward: Bye!
Bella: NOOOOOOOO!
Jake: Hi! I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Yeah!
Other vampire: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: NOOOOOOOO! <goes to pizza land> Come home, Edward!
Edward: Sure ;)
End.

Book 3

Victoria: I’mma kill you, asshole!
<Vampires + Werewolves vs. Newborn Vampires>
Bella: We win! Yeah!
End.

Book 4.

Edward: Let’s get married!
Bella: Okies!
<married + f*cking>
Bella: Thats it, I’m a prego.
Edward: Let’s kill it!
<Pop>
Bella: It’s out. I’ll name it “The Lochness Monster!”
Edward: I’ll call it Nessie!
Cool vampires: She needa die, bro!
Bella: NOOOOOOO!
Cool vampires: Ok bye!
Bella: Yeah! Happy Ending for everyone!
Jake: I wanna f*ck your kid.
End.