STUPIDITY AT ITS MAXIMUM.
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

ABSOLUTE FAIL. today...

• History Teacher: "Who knows what a CIVILIAN is?"
• My classmate: "Ooo I know!!!! Isn't it like someone who signs up to be in an army in war?"
• [everyone slowly turns around and gives the student an ARE-YOU-FO-REAL?! look, and laughs hysterically]