I wish I looked pretty when I slept. I look like freakin’ drooling idiot. Lets be honest here. These photos just kill one’s self-esteem.

MUST-WATCH OF THE WEEK:
Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)

TAYLOR SWIFT @ THE LAST SHOW OF HER SPEAK NOW TOUR (Vector Arena, NZ)
Photo taken by insertshuttersoundhere 

She was struck by the simple truth that sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people…

I just died from adorableness…

STUPIDITY AT ITS MAXIMUM.
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

ME. EVERYDAY.